ext. trouts ba - t night

e ruck s drive up and

s.

int. trouts ba - night

its a small ba ts been converted into a luau h a bar.

a band plays for ts ed it

as a little slice of iki lights, numerous

rented plastic palm trees and fiberglass copies of hawaiian

statuary. strings of colored lighe ceiling.

it looks like a .

maggies family, mrs. trout and people , and

more, are tropical drinks gaished

ic leis abound and most people have

managed to find ts.

as heir applause and mrs.

trout announces. op.

lou trout

elcome to our annual country luau. as

you knoty and i got married on

ter, diamond head.

mrs. trout

(grabbing the

microphone)

ting our first

dance to to-be nehe

king and queen of hawaii, maggie and

bob.

ters. bob is a goody bronzed god in his king

kamafit. maggie is spectacular in ic

looking -up. but s none

of tivities around hen, she looks up

and glances around for ike, ing .

mrs. trout (contd)

king and queen, dance.

maggie and bob start to dance as ter sings “alo;

mrs. trout (contd)

everybody dance.

everybody dances.

times out:

maggie and bob pose for pictures s.

mrs. trout

pictures of the king and queen.

dennis poses rout runs

out of film and goes to get more, leaving peggy and maggie alone.

peggy wo maggie.

peggy

lighten up, wahine.

maggie

lig?

peggy

ty is for you and bob. get

your mind off ter.

maggie

i seen y-four hours.

it just gives me ttle bit.

id feel better if i knew where he was.

peggy

(nods to door)

ould it?

angle on: ike just entering ty. at least ried.

a tropical s wrapped around s and s.

o ted s

very flustered.

peggy (contd)

are you doing?

maggie

(after a beat)

im going to go dance h bob.

because he man.

(referring to her headdress)

i like those grapes.

maggie dances affectionately rout, tending

bar, greets ike.

lou trout

o our luau.

can i get you?

ike

you got somet a toy in it?

time cut:

a little later - close on

a pair of expressive pantomime “a little grass s;.

pull back to reveal:

mrs. trout is on stage, introducing estants. grandma

judges ty is at full tilt -- a

little tle goofy. some guests (bob, cindy, cory, lee

and ted) do ter, mrs. pressman doesnt tu as

she hears him.

ike

alos a very fetching

headdress youre wearing.

ike leans into maggie, enjoying the smell of her hair. she

notices, but acts casual.

maggie

o?

ike

missed me bad, huh?

time cut:

all ts start banding ter rises

unsteadily, lifting his pineapple.

mrs. trout

attention. listen to alter. listen

close, he slurs.

(then)

s up, wahines!

alter

in tradition t hrough

t is nooast time! first

up, our , “a ;,

lou trout..

lou trout stands h his glass raised.

lout trout

may t be filled h

be filled

h lead!

ts of “; alter roars.

mrs. trout

may tter-patter of little feet

not be maggies.

mrs. pressman

may ts be retued!

ted

may tty

as t!

ter ser.

angle on:

ike cakes t, raising her glass along

he is.

ike cant believe it.

alter

you kno;youre not

losing a daug; ell, id like to!

alter gets a bit laugh. he goes again.

alter (contd)

maggie may not be

running joke...

(under h)

maggie finisher.

alter and maggie

-- but sainly test.

uproarious laugerribly pained. ikes had

enougo . alter is thrilled. he

she crod.

alter (contd)

o a toast?

ike

i dont knoe.

(to maggie)

are you all righis?

maggie

excuse me?

ike

are you all righink

this is funny?

maggie

yes.

ike

i dont and i dont think you should...

bob

its a joke. theyre kidding.

alter and crod

(yell)

come on and give us a toast.

ike